Last Updated: 01 Jun 2009

Madonna holds ceremony with Jesus

There have been many rumours recently about Madonna and her toyboy Jesus Luz with sources claiming the two were about to wed.

This all seems a bit hasty, given that the pair have known each other six months, Madonna is not long divorced and Jesus is only 22 years old!

Thankfully a spokesperson for Madonna has stepped forward and said, 'This is completely and totally not true.'

However Madonna and Jesus were spotted at a Kabbalah ceremony yesterday, both arriving all dressed in white.

Jesus' father then told reporters, "He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that." He continued, "My understanding is that this is just a consequence of what is happening. He is already living with her. I don't know if there will be an actual wedding. From what I have read there could be a sort of ritual, but I don't know Kabbalah... to know if it's valid and legal."

We wonder what the ceremony actually meant - has Jesus been indoctrinated now?