Last Updated: 15 Dec 2008

Katie: Pot, Kettle, Black

Katie Price never fails to amaze us with the sheer hypocrisy that comes out of her mouth... we love her for it!

Clearly bored of slagging Posh for being ugly, Kerry Katona for being a liar and Jade Goody for being a sell out... she has moved onto an easier target! I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! star Nicola McLean probably won't be surprised when she gets out of the jungle, to learn that she is on Katie's hitlist.

Katie has exclaimed, "I don't really like Nicola, I've gone off her." And why would that be? Wait until you hear Katie's reason... "She's got her boobs out in the paper today. We've seen enough of them. There's no need to get the nip out!"

But Katie isn't totally deluded, she admitted there could be similarities, "It's amazing how many of my friends have been ringing me up saying she's trying to be like me - the next Jordan. "It's like she's been studying old re-runs of the series I was in, and mimicking my behaviour. It's uncanny. I suppose it's flattering but it's obvious she's got a game plan and is being pretty devious. I don't like her. What next? A glossy magazine shoot and her own range of clothing? It's so predictable." Quite.