Last Updated: 14 Sep 2010

What's going on Chezza?

We are starting to get very confused with this Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cole situation, it's becoming like the impossible puzzle that we just can't get our brain around, maybe you can?

OK let's begin with puzzle 1. Name: what do we call her now? First of all Simon Cowell announced that she would be furthermore known as Cheryl Tweedy at one of The X Factor auditions. That resulted in a resounding cheer - at last she was moving on. But now sources say that she is in fact planning to keep the 'Cole' in her name as that is how she is best known across Europe and changing it to Tweedy would just cause confusion. Hmmm?

She apparently took inspiration from Tina Turner who kept her surname even after splitting with Ike Turner.

So we keep calling her Cheryl Cole then? She seems to be in no rush to drop the moniker, apparently she doesn't even have any plans to have the 'Mrs Cole' tattoo that is emblazoned across her neck removed!

Puzzle 2. Derek: What on earth is going on with these two? No sooner has his granddad and their mutual friend Brian Friedman came out and declared they were indeed a very happy couple than this happens...

Amir Kahn - boxer and alleged Katie Price ear nibbler, reckons he and Chezza are great friends and last week he met up with her and Derek for dinner.

OK, so nothing unusual there - until he went and said that the whole relationship is nothing but a cover up and they are not in fact in a relationship... WTF?

A cover up for what? What does it mean? What on earth is going on?

Over to you... what do you make of it all?